Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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