in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
You brought string cheese to the strip club
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm having to shit out rocks
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