summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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