It's Friday. Sex?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?