38 yer olds are good kisserssss
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
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He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.