So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.