...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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