I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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