I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
