Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
