I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
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It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Floor bacon is actually really good
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
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