Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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