Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i dont even know how to be here
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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