I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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