I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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