it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
3 2 1 whiskey
sex in a hospital.. check
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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