walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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