I wish i was in the wii world.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
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She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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