But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Randomize
