That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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