I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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