your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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