Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
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took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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