CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Vodka?
Forever.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Randomize
