do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Randomize
