Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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