i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
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I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize