I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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