let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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