it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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