You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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