is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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