So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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