Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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