Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
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I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
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I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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