I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
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Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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