It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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