So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
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I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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