people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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