Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
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I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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