Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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