...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
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One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
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I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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