So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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