So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I think people are normalizing furries
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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