Just cropdusted the office
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
not ubering you a puppy
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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