So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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