Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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