Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
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She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
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Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
He shit in the fireplace
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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