i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
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he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
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I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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