Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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