He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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