If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
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You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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