Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize