i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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