drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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