i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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