Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
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in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
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He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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