thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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